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Generous perv

Feeling much better. I got a £20 tip at work for finding a wallet under a table and returning it to the middle-aged, obese guy eating sticky toffee pudding who it belonged to.

He folded the note into a rectangle, put it in my pocket and gave it a little pat. It was the pocket on my shirt. The one over my boob.

Perv, yes, but a generous perv.

Then I bought a scratchcard on the way home and won 50 quid! My lucky day!

EBay here I come.

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