I am employed! As of today I am a waitress at the poncy brasserie down by the canal. I have to wear a black skirt. And wear my hair in a chignon (!). And it’s £6 an hour. But let’s be glass-half-full about this. A job! Bicks, you’d better watch OUT lady for in approximately five and a half years I will have earned enough to join you in Oz.
Best moment from my interview:
INTERVIEWER: What would be your ideal job?
ME: Um, waitress?